Tweet, Tweet -- A little birdie told me you can win a book.

It's time for a contest. Why? Because I haven't had one in a while.

And contests should be fun, so...this one's going to be fun. Because that's how I roll.

1. Take the title of a book -- can be a classic, a recent release, some obscure thing you picked up in an antique store five years ago, fiction, non-fiction, whatever -- and replace a word with "mullet."
2. Tweet the new title with the hashtag #titlemullet
3. If you don't have or use Twitter, never fear! Leave a comment here, and it will count as your entry.
4. Enter as many times as you like.
5. The entry must use the hashtag, or I won't see it, and it won't count.
   
6. Best mullet-infused title wins an ebook of their choice off my backlist.
   
7. Contest ends Saturday, March 24, 2012, at noon Eastern.
   

Now...go forth and show me your mullets!