So it would seem I've acquired a serious abundance of paperback copies of my books. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but I'm moving in a few months, and need to lighten the load a bit.
So...I want to give away some paperbacks!
THE CONTEST
Come up with the silliest, weirdest, most twisted titles for erotica stories that don't actually exist.
HOW TO ENTER
Put your title(s) in a comment on this blog post along with your name and a valid email address. You may enter as many titles as you wish.
HOW TO WIN
I will pick five winners -- the three best titles, plus two random drawings.
WHAT YOU WIN
A signed paperback of your choice from my backlit (subject to availability).
(Non-US entries are fine!)
A DEADLINE WOULD PROBABLY HELP.
Contest closes at midnight, central time, on April 10th.
Go forth, my lovely reader minions! Give us your silly and weird titles, and I will send out some paperbacks!
Oh dear. Too silly but here goes:
ReplyDelete"Slipping John"
"By the Thumbing of My Prick"
"Something Sinful This Way Comes"
Ruth Dupre
rpdupre@gmail.com
Book 1 in the new My Secret Alien Lover series: "Pulsating Tentacles of Narg".
ReplyDeleteCarleta Bolack
clbolack@gmail.com
"That Doesn't Go There"
ReplyDeleteHipster werewolves wank in scenic locations:
ReplyDelete"Faptastic", "Faptango", "Faptabulous"
In the shock horror /erotica/comedy category:
"Dude, Where's My Dick?"
Yet another butchering of fables (& apology to Peter Gabriel):
"Lady, Kiss That Frog"
Remedial English erotica primers:
"See Dick Spend", "See Jane Squirt", "See Spot Knot"
"Hey! Ride!"
ReplyDeleteLove Rocket of Sam McGee
ReplyDeleteHentai and the Eight Tentacled Orgy
Ryan, Roise and Her Five Sisters
You Can Never Have Too Much Lube
A Bear, A Pup and a Tramp Stamp
Juli-Anna Dobson
Deletemarit41702 @ Hotmail.com
"Hey! That Doesn't Go There!"
ReplyDelete"Bananas and Buttholes" the sequel to "Cucumbers and Cocks (A Tale of Double penetration)"
Leighton Rose
leightonrose83@gmail.com
Drill Sargent Hornay!
ReplyDeleteFoxholes.
Drop! And give me pleasure!
Late afternoon with Vampires.;)
Wolfpack! the secret stories of gay werewolves set as a background of Forks, WA.
leisurelageson@gmail.com
"Filthy Oasis"
ReplyDeleteBite Me Hard...HARder...HARDER...awwww that's better
ReplyDeleteI Want It This Way.
ReplyDeleteWeresnails Do it Longer
ReplyDeleteCrossing the Streams
Rodeo Clowns and the Men who Love Them
Eating the Billionaire ... Intern trades his pouting mouth for travel, skinny jeans and a 5G cell phone
Yiff!
Man ... Woman ... Pimples
Honey, I Washed the Dishes. Are You Horny Yet?
K Nac izkimberly@gmail.com
Spank my monkey
ReplyDeleteDon't go down: a tale of learning oral
World record: the menage
Anais_morgan@aol.com
Delete"Purple Pussy Eater"
ReplyDelete"Three Holes Are Better Than One"
"Whips, and Paddles, and Floggers, Oh My!"
"The Magic Hoohah"
satori1977@msn.com
"Never Ending Horney"
ReplyDelete"Flaming Floggers & Foxes"
"Real Kept Boys in Chatahoochie County"
wendynjason04@gmail.com
My Gownless Evening Strap (A BDSM Tale)
ReplyDelete--Trix, vitajex(at)aol(dot)com
I have to change Weresnails Do It Longer to
ReplyDeleteWeresnails Don't Need Lube
Her Thing Has Teeth
ReplyDeletejczlapin (at) gmaul (dot) com
DeleteBunnies Do It Better
ReplyDeleteFrick Frack, Taking A Bath (With My Boyfriend and His Three Brothers)
Making the Penises Kiss
lckarge92(at)gmail(dot)com
"Looking for Mr. Goodwood"
ReplyDelete"Spin the Dildo"
"OMGOMGOMGOMG *faints*"
Carleta Bolack
clbolack@gmail.com
"Hard Hats and Whips"
ReplyDelete"Screaming Hot Monkey Sex"
"I'm Going Down There!!!"
ShirleyAnn@speakman40.freeserve.co.uk
Where various sitcoms are turned into erotica. kelly@kellyhaworth(dot)com =)
ReplyDeleteFriends (with Benefits)
Dom of the Hill
Everybody loves Cock
Yes, Dear, Yes!
8 Simple Safewords
How I Met my Mistress