So it would seem I've acquired a serious abundance of paperback copies of my books. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but I'm moving in a few months, and need to lighten the load a bit.
So...I want to give away some paperbacks!
Come up with the silliest, weirdest, most twisted titles for erotica stories that don't actually exist.
HOW TO ENTER
Put your title(s) in a comment on this blog post along with your name and a valid email address. You may enter as many titles as you wish.
HOW TO WIN
I will pick five winners -- the three best titles, plus two random drawings.
WHAT YOU WIN
A signed paperback of your choice from my backlit (subject to availability).
(Non-US entries are fine!)
A DEADLINE WOULD PROBABLY HELP.
Contest closes at midnight, central time, on April 10th.
Go forth, my lovely reader minions! Give us your silly and weird titles, and I will send out some paperbacks!