Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Contest! Make up silly titles, win paperbacks!

So it would seem I've acquired a serious abundance of paperback copies of my books. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but I'm moving in a few months, and need to lighten the load a bit.

So...I want to give away some paperbacks!

THE CONTEST

Come up with the silliest, weirdest, most twisted titles for erotica stories that don't actually exist.

HOW TO ENTER

Put your title(s) in a comment on this blog post along with your name and a valid email address. You may enter as many titles as you wish.

HOW TO WIN

I will pick five winners -- the three best titles, plus two random drawings.

WHAT YOU WIN

A signed paperback of your choice from my backlit (subject to availability).

(Non-US entries are fine!)

A DEADLINE WOULD PROBABLY HELP.

Contest closes at midnight, central time, on April 10th.

Go forth, my lovely reader minions! Give us your silly and weird titles, and I will send out some paperbacks!


25 comments:

  1. Oh dear. Too silly but here goes:

    "Slipping John"
    "By the Thumbing of My Prick"
    "Something Sinful This Way Comes"

    Ruth Dupre
    rpdupre@gmail.com

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  2. Book 1 in the new My Secret Alien Lover series: "Pulsating Tentacles of Narg".

    Carleta Bolack
    clbolack@gmail.com

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  3. Hipster werewolves wank in scenic locations:
    "Faptastic", "Faptango", "Faptabulous"

    In the shock horror /erotica/comedy category:
    "Dude, Where's My Dick?"

    Yet another butchering of fables (& apology to Peter Gabriel):
    "Lady, Kiss That Frog"

    Remedial English erotica primers:
    "See Dick Spend", "See Jane Squirt", "See Spot Knot"

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  4. Love Rocket of Sam McGee

    Hentai and the Eight Tentacled Orgy

    Ryan, Roise and Her Five Sisters

    You Can Never Have Too Much Lube

    A Bear, A Pup and a Tramp Stamp


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    1. Juli-Anna Dobson

      marit41702 @ Hotmail.com

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  5. "Hey! That Doesn't Go There!"

    "Bananas and Buttholes" the sequel to "Cucumbers and Cocks (A Tale of Double penetration)"

    Leighton Rose
    leightonrose83@gmail.com

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  6. Drill Sargent Hornay!
    Foxholes.
    Drop! And give me pleasure!
    Late afternoon with Vampires.;)
    Wolfpack! the secret stories of gay werewolves set as a background of Forks, WA.
    leisurelageson@gmail.com

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  7. Bite Me Hard...HARder...HARDER...awwww that's better

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  8. Weresnails Do it Longer

    Crossing the Streams

    Rodeo Clowns and the Men who Love Them

    Eating the Billionaire ... Intern trades his pouting mouth for travel, skinny jeans and a 5G cell phone

    Yiff!

    Man ... Woman ... Pimples

    Honey, I Washed the Dishes. Are You Horny Yet?

    K Nac izkimberly@gmail.com

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  9. Spank my monkey
    Don't go down: a tale of learning oral
    World record: the menage

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  10. "Purple Pussy Eater"
    "Three Holes Are Better Than One"
    "Whips, and Paddles, and Floggers, Oh My!"
    "The Magic Hoohah"

    satori1977@msn.com

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  11. "Never Ending Horney"
    "Flaming Floggers & Foxes"
    "Real Kept Boys in Chatahoochie County"

    wendynjason04@gmail.com

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  12. My Gownless Evening Strap (A BDSM Tale)

    --Trix, vitajex(at)aol(dot)com

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  13. I have to change Weresnails Do It Longer to
    Weresnails Don't Need Lube

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  14. Bunnies Do It Better
    Frick Frack, Taking A Bath (With My Boyfriend and His Three Brothers)
    Making the Penises Kiss

    lckarge92(at)gmail(dot)com

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  15. "Looking for Mr. Goodwood"

    "Spin the Dildo"

    "OMGOMGOMGOMG *faints*"

    Carleta Bolack
    clbolack@gmail.com

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  16. "Hard Hats and Whips"
    "Screaming Hot Monkey Sex"
    "I'm Going Down There!!!"

    ShirleyAnn@speakman40.freeserve.co.uk

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  17. Where various sitcoms are turned into erotica. kelly@kellyhaworth(dot)com =)

    Friends (with Benefits)

    Dom of the Hill

    Everybody loves Cock

    Yes, Dear, Yes!

    8 Simple Safewords

    How I Met my Mistress

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