There was a contest.
And these are the winners and the silly titles which earned them the title of winner (it's like winception...):
Andy - That Doesn't Go There
K Nac - Weresnails Do It Longer
Nicole - Purple Pussy Eater
Jen CW - Her Thing Has Teeth
Kelly - 8 Simple Safewords
Winners, if you haven't heard from me already, please e-mail me to claim your prize! I need a mailing address and your title of choice (plus a second or third alternative, just in case I'm out of your first choice). If you will be at RT or the UK LGBT meet up, let me know, and I will bring the books to give you in person.
Thanks for playing, everyone! There will be more silliness and prizes in the future.